my first cross stitch

can you tell what it is?

celebrity sightings

.PRINCE...@ bardot in hollywood

.mindy sterling...@ the groundlings
.eva longoria...@ the americana
.miley cyrus...@ kitson @ the americana
.joey mcintyre...@ bloomies in the beverly center
.mark curry from hangin w/ mr cooper...@ the beverly center
.BRITNEY SPEARS. (the back of her head) ...@ the americana
.martha stewart...@barnes & noble
.giovanni ribisi...@ kate spade shopping w/ gf and daughter...bought a ton!
.the academy is...@ disneyland on the tram...maybe
.candace bushnell...@ barnes & noble...lame...total bitch
.bob saget...@ the laugh factory....picture!
.dane cook...also @ the laugh factory...no picture though :(
.hillary duff...@ the americana...2 weeks later on the worst dressed list in us weekly
.matthew fox...@ the americana
.casey affleck...@ the americana...brushed up against him! hahaha
.simon rex...on the street somewhere in hollywood. forget.
.ingrid michaelson...@ the el rey...picture!
.sean mackin of yellowcard...@ barney's beanery...met/hung out with
.ryan key of yellowcard...met/hung out with @ alfie's
.kirsten dunst...@ kate spade...tried to sell shoes...haha
.arnold & maria shriver...@ kate spade
.carey brothers...@ the el rey...picture
.david ford...@ the el rey...picture
.meiko...@ the el rey...picture
.jim bianco...@ the el rey...picture

bangs!

a blog about alfie

meet asian alfred and amy. nanook and i found them on the wall at gin sushi. they just got tattoos and are very excited about it. the non asian alfie and amy have matching tattoos, but not with each other...we dont know if asian a&a's tats are matching or not, we can only guess.

i need this

i need it now. its the marc by marc jacobs dr q colorblock large hiller hobo. in case you were wondering. and wanted to buy it for me. my birthday is coming up. i need it i need it i need it!

lame

this is how q and i are spending our night. big time fun. im so bored. blahhh.

lemon tree, oh lemon tree

yay lemon tree! this is all i wanted when i moved to california, and now i have one. its just a baby, so it means i'll have to stay here awhile. no moving back to the midwest for me. i think i can handle it. now i just wait for a lemon to grow.

my first munny

yes, i am an old lady.

how did i spend my friday night? on the couch knitting my first hat. its not bad, a little small, but whatev. one step closer to yelling at small children from my stoop.

ohhps

guess that 15 pounds isnt happening any time soon. like how my donut matches my outfit?

things i want right now

-that pink polka dotted swimsuit i saw yesterday
-buckets of money
-a boy.
-my "fairest of them all" tattoo
-the suitcase i saw at the flea market yesterday
-my lemon tree to grow
-a soda
-something wonderful to eat
-a life on the beach
-a real bed
-a chair for my front porch so i can sit and read
-to lose 15 pounds
-a donut
-a backyard with a pool
-a new non messy day planner
-to crawl into bed for a few days and come out with everything fixed

whats a girl to do?

so stressed. . .cant think straight. . .i dont even know how i've been making rent these last couple of months. dumb luck or something. tax returns. but those dont come every month and now i'm screwed. i just dont know. i sound like a baby. this is ridiculous. im so mad at myself for being dumb. if i had just gotten a real job after school, i wouldnt be in this mess. so tired of doing nothing with my life. so mad at myself.

why am i not yet a guerrilla artist yet?

so i bought this book months and months ago. the guerrilla art kit. its full of amazing ideas to make the world not necessarily a better place, but a funner, more interesting place for sure. and i was so excited about it. i wrote inspirational slogans on hundred of post its to randomly put places and brighten someones day. where are they now? still sticking to the inside of the book. whats stopping me from being this person who makes an impression, even if it is a small one? anyways, i've been re-inspired, so hopefully soon there will be more posts of my guerrilla art, and less of my whining.

buttons, buttons, everywhere!

i love buttons more than anything. so i make them.

hello world

it took some kicking and screaming to get here, but here i am. ready?